From the "you can't believe everything you read on the internet" (especially here!) file, Dave Grohl wants everyone to know he's not dead. Apparently, those zany internet kids had Dave pushing up daisies a bit prematurely.

The rumors gained enough steam to even cause a few friends to leave condolence messages for his wife. Says Dave:

"I got a phone message from a friend saying 'Er, I guess...
Jordyn.... this is maybe... for you. I'm so sorry to hear what happened.' I heard this message and went, 'What the f**k?' They were leaving a message on my cell phone saying, 'I'm sorry Dave died.' "That was weird, but I guess I've finally graduated to that status of being an internet rumour. It weirded me out a bit, but it's stupid. I'm like a cockroach, don't worry, I'll be around for a long time."

If you're still not convinced Dave is alive, check out the Foo Fighters on tour this summer and decide for yourself.