Over the past two weeks Keith Richards may or may not have fallen out of a palm tree. Over those same two weeks: Keith Richards may or may not have had brian surgery; opted against brain surgery or may not have ever needed brain surgery in the first place. During that same two weeks, The Rolling Stones cancelled some shows.
However, rather than enlighten their fans on the current status of the band or provide updates on Keith Richards' present medical condition, The Rolling Stones newsletter opted to inform their fans the startling revelation...that Rolling Stones World Cup merchandise is currently on sale. Nice.
Now, I know it's only rock and roll, but who can like this type of merchandising?