
Gwen Stefani has finally popped and gave birth to a baby boy. She and hubby Gavin named the tike "Kingston James McGregor Rossdale."
Wait a minute...celebrities aren't allowed to give their kids normal names! What the heck are we supposed to write about if there's no "Apple," "Moon Unit" or similar moniker to make fun of with a witty turn of phrase?
Maybe we'll turn our attention to mommy getting back into game shape, see left, so she can continue to tantalize us with her talk of wishing she was a man and "
bed[ding] as many women as possible."