Keith Richards is out of the hospital after reportedly needing some blood drained from his brain after falling out of a coconut tree. Insert your own bad pun here.

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The modern rock feud between the Killers and Fall Out Boy continues. Seems Brandon Flowers doesn't want the same record label exec working for Fall Out Boy that pushes the Killers at Island Records. Peter Wentz tried to patch things up between the two bands by inviting the Killers over for dinner and to their after show party. Flowers and crew snubbed the invitations. What a lame fight, will someone shoot someone already?!?!

Baywatch babe Donna D'Errico is divorcing Motley Crue bassist Nikki Sixx. I never understood that match as Crue's star had fallen fairly far by the time they got hitched. In more rocker divorce news, Slash is set to split with his second wife, Perla.

The City of Melbourne will honor breast cancer survivor Kylie Minogue with a bronze statute. The is monument set to be complete with tight pants to show off her famous curves.

I checked out American Idol last night. Only Chris Daughtry and Katherine McPhee are remotely interesting. The rest are so awfully boring I don't see how kids keep tuning into this thing every week.