Its time for another edition of Stupid Girls! We like our gossip the way these ladies play music: light, fluffy and no substance. Here we go...

For the second time in recent months, Britney Spears was nabbed driving around with her son without properly using the federally mandated child seats. The New York Daily News reports that "8-month-old Sean Preston slumped over in a forward-facing car seat." Perhaps she should let the new mystery guy she's been seen with more take control over the child care duties.

Ok, so Kate Moss is really not a singer, although we think she was in Babyshambles for a few minutes, but we'll include her here anyway in another shameless attempt to boost our Google hits! Moss is making headlines for her lesbian liplock with British socialite Jemima Khan at a charity auction. Apparently getting lost in the joy of helping out a good cause the pair smooched it up for a full minute. It's heart warming to see Kate giving back to the community.

Maybe it's the rumored new nose or her new man, but Ashlee Simpson seems quite content these days. The former SNL lip-syncher told Teen People: "I'm a lot more peaceful and chilled out. I honestly couldn't be more content." But, she's not ready to run down the aisle after seeing Big Sis Jessica go through a divorice. Instead, Ash and crew have polished up those backup tapes for a tour that kicked off earlier this month.

No installment of Poptart News would be complete without a Paris Hilton reference. Comic Mark Greene is looking to cash in on what he hopes is a surging Paris backlash with his new tune called "Everything that's wrong with America aka The Paris Hilton Song." The lyrics include:

"You are not that pretty, you are not that hot, you are not even interesting. You are so mean, all bathed in green, a sex machine, until your cell phone rings, until your cellphone rings.

"Paris Hilton, why do I even know your name? Is it the short skirts? No! 'The Simple Life'? No! It is cause you'll have sex with anything. You are so mean, all bathed in green, an amateur porno queen. Go away, just go away from here, go away."

Ouch. He's soooo not invited to the next bash at the Collection.

American Idol vixen Katherine McPhee is rumored to be the latest "celeb" to join the scientology cult bandwagon. Cult News "reports" that: 'Star' Magazine even reported that McPhee completed the Scientology 'Purification Rundown' course in which one reaches a new level of spirituality by swilling cooking-oil, popping niacin and sweating your butt off in a sauna," reports the New York Post." Talk about whispering down the lane!

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