Okay, we normally stick to real music - but let's face it, gossip about the "stupid girls" brings in traffic...so here we go!

Paris Hilton reportedly broke up with her boyfriend because he wants to party too much - I know don't even say it - because she wants to spend time promoting her new album that is supposed to be due out this fall after several attempts to make it sound good. I guess hooking up with Matt Leinart is part of the PR plan?

Britney Spears and hubby Kevin Federline will remarry to show their love for each other. The trashtastic couple are also rumored to be expecting a little girl. One thing you have to give the Britneys is that unlike many celeb parents they gave her first kid a normal name, for this one's sake they'll do the same. It'll be hard enough growing up knowing your pop was the genius behind "PopoZao."

American Idol's Kelly Pickler's pop got sprung from jail just in time to see her booted from the show. Wonder if he'll be the next Joe Simpson? Speaking of Joe, did he buy daughter Ashlee a new nose?

Lindsay Lohan will star in a film about Mark David Chapman, John Lennon's killer, called "Chapter 27." What no funding for Herbie Love Bug III?

Labels: Britney Spears