There's no question one or more of these young starlets will be making new headlines this weekend with some sort of "incident" somewhere, so before the new news breaks we've got the current scoop on the trashtastic lives of our favorite popinistas...

First up, Britney Spears has been quite visible since announcing her second pregnancy. But, most of the shots of Brit have been without hubby K-Fed. It could be that Mr. Federline is busy working on his rap album. And, from what we've heard, it needs a lot of work so he could be MIA for some time! But, reports even have poor Brit spending Mother' Day alone in LA. That just ain't right! Things could be really be heating up over at DivorceKevin.com. Of course, most of the sympathy in this thing goes to little Sean Preston who seems to now escape death on a near daily basis. Someone get that kid some body armor!

Spice Girls Victoria Beckham and Gerri Halliwell are apparently still close mates. Reports have Lady Beckham designing a posh jewel-encrusted watch for Geri's new baby girl. Becks' babe reportedly has been working on the watch for at least a few months now and it could be worth up to £25,000! That's some serious baby bling. Britain's Daily Star reported that: "It's specially designed for a small child - gold, with a pink face studded with tiny pink diamonds." Other reports have George "asleep at the wheel" Michael, setting up a 500,000 pound trust fund for the little one. George is the ever practical gift giver. How boring! Couldn't he have found some overpriced baby diamond studded bootys instead?

As is custom, we've got to find something about Paris to talk about. The video of Ms. Hilton's pal Brandon Davis saying some naughty things about Lindsay Lohan is all over the net. But, according to TMZ.com the potty mouthed Paris hanger-on's attacks didn't stop our intrepid "firecrotch" from showing up at Maxim's Hot 100 party. When it comes to these two catty kittens, two things come to mind: celebrity boxing and a not too far off "Surreal Life" stint in about 15 years.

Pink is doing her part to keep up with the stupid girls. In between web cam sessions, she's managed to fire off a letter to the Queen of England to get her to alter a few hundred years of history. Pink thinks the fur hats the Beefeaters sport while standing guard outside Buckingham Palace send the wrong message to today's youth. She quipped: "Sorry to be a royal pain, but my feelings reflect the sentiment of a new generation that respects animals." I'm sure the Queen is contemplating an appropriately punny response.

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