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Saturday, May 13, 2006

Psychic: Cobain to return as classical pianist 

On the heels of being voted the all-time top rock hero by NME readers, Kurt Cobain's spirit is reportedly visiting with psychic Victoria Bullis. Bullis claims that Cobain was such a "tortured and depressed" soul because he was a 16th Century murderer. In her "Beyond The Grave" column in Stuff magazine, the medium recounts a recent encounter with the Nirvana star and assures fans he has "resolved his issues" after links to a terrible past.

According to PRinside.com, Bullis explains: "He's a tortured soul from many centuries ago. I'm seeing a lifetime in Europe around the 16th century where he herded a bunch of people into the dungeon underneath a castle and let them all suffocate. Ever since then, he's never had a life where he wasn't feeling tortured and depressed." Bullis also "reveals" that Cobain's daughter, Frances Bean, was a relative of one of the people suffocated: "He has a lot of guilt about her." Meanwhile, the rock star's spirit, which Bullis says also inhabited the body of a provocative early 20th century female trendsetter, plans to return to earth as a great classical pianist. She adds, "He plans to be back in 15 years, and he'll be a child prodigy."

I didn't know we got to pick our next life career! Its also good to know Kurt has resolved his issues. But, I still want to know what the hell he was doing with Courtney Love? Maybe I'll get to ask him when he plays Carnegie Hall in about 20 years.

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