Ted "She's so sweet when she yanks on my meat" Nugent, like many folks these days, is quick to tell you how patriotic he is. This is quite normal in an era where actions no longer speak louder than words. But, Ted says he's not all talk and was right there on the front lines in the war on terror.

That's right, apparently Ted was in the hot zone in both Afghanistan and Iraq and ready to fight. Of course, I believe that was actually a USO tour, but hey he was still there. Unlike Vietnam. Back in those days, Ted was reportedly called to actually serve. But, somehow he didn't.

However, Ted says he's made up for that time in his life: "I wish I'd understood how important America's fight against our enemies was. But did I go to Fallujah two years ago? Damn right I did. And was I in Afghanistan, manning a 50-calibre machine gun in a Chinook - ready to rock? Yes. Was I there for years? No. A couple of weeks. But I am not a coward."

Glad you cleared that up Ted.