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Wednesday, February 20, 2008

Gene Simmons Sex Tape 

By now anyone within earshot has heard Gene Simmons brag about his sexual conquests. It's not enough for him to be living with the still sexy Shannon Tweed of Playboy fame, so whenever he can Gene makes it a point to tout his Wilt Chamberlain-esque bedroom "stats." Even if half of Gene's purported exploits are true it seemed only a matter of time before Gene joined Paris Hilton, Tommy Lee and Pam Anderson and had his very own sex tape.

According to AVN, Gene has been sharing the Family Jewels with an Australian model named "Elsa." And, it is reportedly caught on tape. My first question though after looking at the pics on GenesSecret.com is whether, like the Kizz coffin and lunch box, this isn't just another Simmons marketing ploy? The scene of the alleged tryst looks a little too staged and obviously were not sure that really is Gene with his pants around his ankles - and if it is, whether there is actual "penetration" or is this "c" movie style faux porn? Of course, I'm not willing to pay $29.95 a month to take a closer look - even if it would get me "nearly 100 awesome XXX feeds."

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Shannon’ll be cool with it as long as she’s P-A-I-D. They have an arrangement, methinks.

Are we sure this idn’t a Discovery Channel water buffalo video that’s been sweded?
 
his shirt is surgically attached to his body. take it off, man, you’re not the fat kid in the pool you’re gene simmons.
 
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