Decemberists Tour; Michael Jackson wins, Adam Lambert shocks and Britney Spears proposes?
The Decemberists are currently featured on Current TV's "Embedded" - which if you haven't seen yet is a great show on an equally cool network. The show has some exclusive rehearsal and live footage along with interview clips from the band. Check it out here and for those "down under" you can buy Decemberists tickets for their January Australian tour dates here.
Adam Lambert though may have stolen Michael Jackson's four award thunder from the American Music Awards with his "man on man" kiss. The former American Idol runner up has the morality police up in arms over his "offensive" behavior and the complaints are rolling in to ABC. Same sex kisses are nothing new to awards shows as we all remember the famous liplock and tounge swap between Madonna and Britney Spears. Speaking of...
Britney Spears has been rumored to be dating agent Jason Trawick and now the story takes a new twist. The Herald Sun is "reporting" that Britney asked Jason to marry her but he turned down the proposal to be Mr. Spears number three. Who knows if this is true but it has been awhile since Britney has been flashing photogs around Hollywood so maybe she was trying to settle down. Oh well, if he did turn her down, maybe we'll see more Britney Sprears threesome videos!
Britney Spears may cancel her upcoming tour, reports TMZ. But, it is not because she's having a setback on her road to career redemption. The buzz is that Britney is trying to secure an agreement with ex-husband Kevin Federline to take the kids on the road with her and may not go without them if a deal is not reached in the near term.
As of now, tickets remain on sale for all of Britney's tour dates. Her "Circus Tour" is set to kick off March 3rd in New Orleans. We'll have to wait to see if it goes as planned. Why not just hire K-Fed as a backup dancer and make it all one happy family? Oh wait, you don't think that's what Kevin is thinking too do you...
Britney Spears took more steps to distance herself from her not so recent past as she reportedly obtained a restraining order against Osama "Sam" Lutfi and one-time "boyfriend" Adnan Ghalib on Friday. Technically, Britney's dad, who acts as her legal conservator got the order against Ms. Spears' former mates.
Losing these losers is not the only thing Britney has shed recently. Pics released from recent tour rehearsals show her looking quite trim and fit. The shots are a stark contrast to Jessica Simpson who as noted in this video report has taken heat for bulking up and sporting "mom jeans" on stage:
Britney is gearing up for a tour set to kick off March 3rd in New Orleans.
Britney Spears: If You Seek Amy Lyrics Controversy
Britney Spears' song "If You Seek Amy" is creating a "controversy" with a parental advisory group claiming the song title, when sung really fast, sounds like "F-U-C-K me." The Parental Television Council says this violated indecency standards and is urging the FCC to take action against radio stations playing the song.
First, let's get one thing out of the way. I like Britney, but this song sucks. In my opinion it is just a contrived vehicle to use this code phrase for the F word. (Oh wait, I'm in the internet I can say fuck, right?) I do agree with the PTC guy who says this song is clearly not about a girl name Amy and is really a song about F-ing, or at least talking about the possibility of F-ing. But, he's really only doing Britney a favor by protesting.
Protesting a song is the surest way for an otherwise mediocre effort to climb the charts. According to Reuters, radio stations are playing the song more frequently and has climbed into the Billboard 100 pop chart. Also, Soundscan says the single has sold over 100,000 copies. With the media attention further spotlighting "If You Seek Amy" you it's a safe bet that both numbers will rise. Here are the offending lyrics and you can listen here:
Lalalalala Oh baby baby Have you seen Amy tonight? Is she in the bathroom Is she smokin' up outside Oh
Oh baby baby Does she take a piece of lime For the drink that Imma buy her Do you know just what she likes Oh
Oh Oh Tell me have you seen her Because I'm so Oh I can't get her off of my brain
I just want to go to the party she gonna go Can somebody take me home Ha ha he ha ha ho
Love me hate me Say what you want about me But all of the boys and all of the girls are begging to If You Seek Amy Love me hate me But can't you see what I see All of the boys and all of the girls are begging to If You Seek Amy
Lalalalalala
Amy told me that she's gonna meet me up I don't know where or when and now they're closing up the club Oh
I've seen her want to drive before she knows my face But it's hard to see with all the people standing in the way Oh
Oh oh Tell me have you seen her Because I'm so Oh I can't get her off of my brain
I just want to go to the party she's gonna go Can somebody take me home Ha ha he ha ha ho
Love me hate me Say what you want about me But all of the boys and all of the girls are begging to If You Seek Amy Love me hate me But can't you see what I see All of the boys and all of the girls are begging to If You Seek Amy
Oh So what you want about me Oh But can't you see what I see Oh So what you want about me
So tell me if you've seen her Cause I've been waiting here forever Oh baby baby If You Seek Amy tonight Oh Oh baby baby We'll do whatever you like Oh baby baby baby Oh baby baby baby
Lalalalalala Lalalalalala
Love me hate me So what you want about me But all of the boys and all of the girls are begging to If You Seek Amy Love me hate me But can't you seek what I see All of the boys and all of the girls are begging to If You Seek Amy Love me hate me so what you want about me (yeah) Love me hate me But can't you see what I see All of the boys and all of the girls are begging to If You Seek Amy
Oh So what you want about me Oh But can't you see what I see Oh So what you want about me
All of the boys and all of the girls are begging to If You Seek Amy
Britney Spears gave her babysitter a raise. No, not the one(s) for her kids - the one for HER! Britney's court appointed conservatorship employs her Dad to help run her affairs.
Britney's pop had been getting 10k a month, but a Judge granted an increase so to $16,125 a month. Not bad coin for doing something most Dads should be doing for free. Of course, most Dads don't have to deal with the Britney Spears circus so maybe we should cut him some slack.
In other "news", Britney's peeps also shot down rumors that she's dating Good Charlotte's (are they still a band?) Benji Madden. Good thing, because if true someone isn't earning their babysitting money!
Bonnaroo promoters have taken note of the economic crisis and are offering fans who buy tickets during their December "pre-sale" an opportunity to take advantage of a payment plan. An old school layaway deal if you will. Instead of shelling out $250 right now, you can lock in that "low, low" price and make five $50 payments (plus "fees" of course!). The ticket deal starts tomorrow and lasts through the end of the year.
No acts have been confirmed for the 2009 festival, but of course giants like Radiohead and Pearl Jam have anchored the lineup in years past so it's fairly safe to expect someone on that scale again. But, please folks no more Kanye!
Speaking of high priced tickets, Britney Spears promoters may want to take note of Bonnaroo's economic stimulus attempt as I hear seats for her upcoming show in Long Island, New York are in the $150 to $350 range (plus fees). And, that is from the authorized ticket sellers, let alone what the scalpers will try to get. At this rate, music fans will need a bailout not the Big 3! Or, maybe this is one are where the market forces of supply and demand will actually have an impact on price?
Britney Spears is in the midst of another great American comeback story. It's essentially a cliche now that we love the underdog and the comeback kids, particularly when you can combine both factors. There was a point in time, namely around the shaved head incident, that Britney Spears would have easily been voted the least likely pop-wreck to make a comeback. Recent successes make those somewhat recent days seem long ago.
Following an appearance on UK television on the X-Factor, (where she also celebrated her birthday a few days early), Britney unveiled her documentary "For the Record" on MTV, which drew in chunks of viewers for the network. Reports say the Spears special, which first aired on Sunday night, tripled MTV's ratings for that time period.
The timing couldn't be better for Britney, as concert tickets for her upcoming tour go on sale this week. That tour (full dates here) will truly let us know if Ms. Spears is indeed the comeback kid of 2009. The Pussycat Dolls will support Britney on the tour, which kicks off March 3rd in New Orleans.
Madonna Reunites Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake at LA concert
Madonna's a shrewd lady. Bringing former mouseketeer sweethearts Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake together again on the same stage is sheer marketing genius. I mean, she knows we're all going to write about it. Talk about irresistable catnip for the digerati - holy google hits Batman! We, and when I say "we" I don't mean just us lowly bloggers, but also those "professional" purveyors of "news", will find this "story" impossible to stay away from. Even before it happened, there were several postings on the potential reunion of Justin and Britney, each of which serving as free advertising for Madonna's Sticky and Sweet Tour.
It is true that some greeted the news less reverentially than her Madge-ness would desire and rightly point out that bringing a tabloid page to life is a cheap way to try to maintain some "relevance" as opposed to the trendsetting Madonna of old. But, you know that Madonna knew that too and simply decided to take the unavoidable criticism for the stunt. She's always been rightly of the mind that as long as they (meaning "us") are talking about her, she maintains relevance. I say, well played Madonna, well played. Now if you really want to hit that public relations home run you are looking for, try to get Jessica Biel to show up and challenge Britney to a bra and panties fight over Justin. Now, that would be sticky and sweet Ms. Madonna.
In the past month the Internet has been flooded with Best of 2007 lists. While some say more than others, the consensus seems to be that Radiohead’s In Rainbows and The National’s Boxer were the cream of the crop in 2007 and that the full repercussions of Radiohead’s pay-what-you-want pricing scheme have yet to be felt. Anyway, enough with 2007 already; I’m looking ahead to 2008 and here’s what I’m excited about.
The Hold Steady’s New Album Listening to Boys And Girls In America made me feel young again. I’m not sure I could give an album a greater compliment. You can never have enough literate songs about the follies of youth, especially when they're delivered in Craig Finn’s wry, expressive voice. Word is they have returned to the studio and will deliver a new album late in 08.
The Winehouse/Fielder-Civil Trial When she wasn’t figuratively or literally saying no to rehab, Winehouse turned herself into one of the most Grammy nominated train wrecks of all time. Now that she’s been arrested and charged with perverting justice, the same crime for which her husband Blake Fielder-Civil is currently awaiting trial, we’re headed for a good-old fashioned media circus of a trial. Personally, I’m hoping she abandons the beehive in favor of Phil Spector’s freaky-fro and shows up in court wearing the pink bra and jeans combo.
Black Crowes: Warpaint Rested and reinvigorated, the Robinson brothers brought guitarist Luther Dickinson into the studio and recorded their first album of new material in more than 7 years. With one of the more potent lineups in years, they’ll celebrate the March 4 release by playing the album on stage in its entirety.
The Led Zeppelin Reunion Tour Maybe just like wishing Tinkerbell back to life, if we all clap our hands and wish real hard, it will happen.
Lenny Kravitz: It’s Time For A Love Revolution It really is time as it’s been about four years since Kravitz released his last album or embarked on a major U.S. tour. If thee first couple songs are any indication, Kravitz has returned to the hippie lyrics and fuzzed-out Hendrix guitars that made him a star. 2008 may also see the release of Funk, an album he’s been periodically working on since 1997.
New Year’s Eve at the HighLine with U-Melt It’s a tradition. U-Melt will be ushering in 2008 with an electrifying show that will begin in the wee hours of the morning. There is no better way to start of a new year than with a few hours of U-Melt. If you wanted to engage in idle speculation: Jamie Shields and Darren Shearer (New Deal) and Marco Benevento and Joe Russo will be playing the HighLine earlier that evening – maybe they’ll stick around for the U-Melt festivities.
Drive-By Truckers: Brighter Than Creation’s Dark The Truckers previewed some songs from their upcoming album on their The Dirt Beneath tour and don’t appear to be missing a step in the absence of guitarist Jason Isbell. In addition to Patterson Hood and Mike Cooley’s next edition of Southern drama, bassist Shonna Tucker will even sing.
Lynne Spears: Pop Culture Mom: A Real Story of Fame and Family in a Tabloid World It’s comical enough that Britney’s mom wrote a book praising her own parenting skills when the rest of the world takes vicious delight in laughing at her daughter’s misadventures in parenting. If raising one selfish, neglectful mother wasn't enough, Ms. Spears just had her book release delayed because her 16-year-old daughter is pregnant. This is a best seller just waiting to happen.
North Mississippi Allstars: Hernando & Mississippi Folk Music Vol 1 2008 is poised to be Luther Dickinson’s breakout year: in addition to being a new Black Crowe, the NMA will release Hernando, a new studio album, as well as an online compilation of their interpretations of traditional Mississippi songs.
Licorice: A Million Grains Of Sand One of New York’s most proficient foursomes will release their debut EP later this winter and give everyone a taste of the delicious jams they’ve been putting together over the past few months. A sample serving can be found here.
[Ed. Note: Earvolution's artist development and production side of the business has a few tricks up its sleeve for 2008 as well; new Pawnshop Roses coming soon and expect a major announcement involving the marrying of new media technology with one of the most revered brands in American music history.]
In Parental Advisory, Eric Nuzum's excellent compilation on censorship, he points out that censorship has less to do with defining appropriate expression than it does with defining appropriate people. Nuzum has found an unlikely ally for this view in 50 Cent. As you probably have heard, the rapper/actor, who is still fuming over American TV stations changing the title of his latest single from "I Still Kill" to "I Still Will," has expressed disbelief that no one has raised a fuss over Britney Spears welcoming people to her comeback single "Gimme More" with the phrase, "It's Britney, bitch." It appears we have focused so much of our attention on her parenting skills and driving ability that we've stopped listening to the words that are coming out of her mouth. Given the recent sensitivity to misogynistic lyrics in rap and hip/hop, 50 makes a fair point. Why is it acceptable for a white girl from Tennessee to use the word "bitch" when a black man from Compton would be sharply rebuked? Would everyone sit silent if Spears decided to use Nas' proposed title for her latest album?
The platinum selling artist suggests that if he or one of his peers starting a song by using the word "bitch" they would be demonised. "I guess they have their rules that apply individually to each artist," he says. "Matter of fact, my next single, I'm going to start it (with), 'It's Britney, bitch.'" Fitty may be on to something here. If people get upset, he can simply say, "Oops, I did it again." What's good for the loose should be good for the bad ass.
The Catholic League is in a lather over photos included with Britney Spears' latest album Blackout. Rather than object to her copying Madonna's publicity strategy from her "Like A Prayer" days, the League takes issue with snapshots depicting her posing seductively in a confessional booth and on a preacher's lap (Jive Records publicity photo at left). “This girl is crashing,” reportedly said Catholic League President Bill Donohue, who is also quoted as saying “She’s not even allowed to bring up her own kids because she’s not responsible enough. Now we see she can’t even entertain.”
It appears the Catholic League may define "entertain" differently from the rest of us. As anyone who has paid even fleeting attention to Britney would grudgingly admit, her descent from burgeoning multimedia superstar to walking train wreck that sits behind Kevin Federline in the line of qualified parents has been "entertaining" America and the world quite satisfactorily for the past year. So much so most of don't seem to realize we've got young men and women dying in an Iraq war that didn't have to be fought and we are on the brink of starting yet another. Maybe Britney's "descent" is all just part of Dick Cheney's distract and misdirect strategy? It certainly seems to be working...gimme more!
Britney Spears donned her best diamond studded bra to take the stage at last night's MTV "Video" Music Awards, but it wasn't enough to hide a subpar performance. Say what you want about Spears. However, in her pre-K Fed days she was at least somewhat of an exciting performer. Not so much last night. Britney's listless "performance" was a bust by all accounts, with rapper 50 Cent summing it all up with a bewildered expression as he looked on at Spears walking through what she must have thought was just a dress rehearsal for talent night at the clinic.
The Britney debacle, though, speaks to more than just Spears' unpreparedness. It goes to the larger question of MTV and the big label heads pushing "performers" instead of actual musicians. Instead of wasting everyone's time, imagine if MTV would have invited a band like the Cold War Kids or Clap Your Hands Say Yeah or the dozens more great live bands that could have injected some energy and musicianship into the show. Good musicians can still pull off a decent show on an off night. But, as Spears proved, if the performance (and lip synching) is off there is nothing to fall back on. Not even some nice panties can save you. I hope the "pros" at the top of the "music industry" has more to offer us than this.
Rage Against the Machine created the expected furor at Coachella last weekend and the Drudge Report seems intent on fanning the flames of controversy. Zach de la Rocha called the Administration "war criminals" and suggested that some be "tried, hung and shot(video here)." Drudge has been featuring a link on the issue ever since, to signal a posturing opportunity for his brethren. Zach apparently has great faith in the First Amendment. However, I won't be surprised in these guys end up in Guantanamo Bay.
My friends The Swear down in Atlanta are set to record new material with producer Ted Niceley. You'll recognize Ted from his work with Fugazi and he's also worked with Girls Against Boys, Tracy Bonham, Dead Milkmen and Tripping Daisy. The new recordings will be a part of The Swear's second album, set for release in fall 2007. The band has already tracked three songs for the record with producer Jeff Tomei (Smashing Pumpkins, Jerry Cantrell). Once recorded, the album will be mixed by Girls Against Boys' Eli Janney, known for his recent work on albums by Garbage, Secret Machines, Ryan Adams, Clap Your Hands Say Yeah!, James Blount and The Rapture. Keep your eyes and ears out for that one.
Downtown Records have been on a roll lately with a slew of great acts including Gnarls Barkley, Cold War Kids and Art Brut. Now they've signed a young Philadelphia soul singer Kevin Michael. BuzzSugar has the scoop.
Mott the Hoople frontman Ian Hunter will tour the U.S. in support of his Yep Roc Records release Shrunken Heads. The album is due out May 15th and Ian's first studio recording since 2001's Rant. The record features Wilco's Jeff Tweedy on backing vocals on three tracks as well as an who's who in backing musicians including Soozie Tyrell (E Street Band violinist), Steve Holley (Wings, Joe Cocker), Graham Maby (Joe Jackson, Natalie Merchant, Joan Baez), Jack Petruzzelli (Rufus Wainwright, Joan Osbourne), James Mastro (John Cale), Andy Burton (the dB's) and Andy York (John Mellencamp).
Britney Spears returned to the concert stage last night for the first time in years. The pop tart graced her fans for all of 15 minutes. Some say she didn't even actually sing. Some show goers even paid up to $125 for tickets. But, despite the disappointing short set, the short skirt and Go Go Boots did look nice, at least until you can no longer keep Kevin Federline from popping into your head. No news yet confirming additional tour dates for Britney.
Britney Spears has at least one person in her corner these days: Pete Townshend of the Who. The legendary guitarist posted a note on his blog (yes, it is really his - his girlfriend's official page links right to it) with a shout out to Britney.
Says Pete: "Dedicated Man In A Purple Dress to Britney in Long Beach. I said, 'Let's not be too quick to judge'. Roger said 'Britney? Britney who?' Like, Roger! Pullease...... read the paper." Nice to see the old boys still have a sense of humor.
Speaking of Britney, turns out she may be struggling with post-partum depression and not substance abuse as tabloids speculated. Now, that would set the stage for a comeback. After some recovery time she can go on Oprah and shed a few tears talking about it the week before the record comes out and bam...back on top.
Britney Spears has shaved her head, folks. Why is this important or post worthy? Well, in the grand scheme of things it's not, of course. But, as I've said before Google loves Britney!
One day after reports of her entering rehab, Britney hit an LA tattoo parlor with her new do. This looked worked for Sinead O'Connor, but then again, she lost it and her career went down the tubes.
Is Britney heading in the same direction, but for different reasons? All signs point to yes. But, you don't need a magic eight ball to see that, just look at the cue.
Apparently Britney Spears has been named the "Most Controversial" celebrity of 2006 by CNN's "Showbiz Tonight." Controversial? Stupid is more like it. Of course, if that were the title of the award she'd lose out to Mel Gibson and Michael Richards.
Speaking of Britney...her ex Justin Timberlake tore it up on Saturday Night Live the other night. No wonder he's earning so much love from indie hipsters these days and stuff like his "Dick in a Box" skit are bound to earn even more props from those predisposed to not like JT's tunes.
Britney Spears filed for divorce today from Kevin Federline - big props to my pals over at TMZ.com for breaking the story. I was going to ignore this story, but hey we need the google hits and maybe some of you new folks can learn about some cool bands like the Pawnshop Roses, Grace Potter or the States!
It was K-Fed's second bad news of the day. Earlier on TMZ, I wrote up the very recent news that Kevin had to pay out some cash to electronica star Thomas Dolby for sampling his "She Blinded Me With Science" 80s classic. I was quite pysched as I got to speak to Dolby on the phone. He was a very nice guy and it is cool to see him getting out on the road again after a long absence.
So, where has Thomas been all these years while the likes of K-Fed and Britney have been dominating the headlines? Well, Thomas has been in Silicon Valley making a boat load of cash. Turns out that Dolby created the technology used in nearly 2/3rds of all cell phones to deliver those Britney and K-Fed ringtones all the kids have been buying. His company, Beatnik, serves Nokia and many of the major players.
Now that he's got some K-Fed cash and has carved out quite a tech career, he's getting back into music. He's redoing some earlier stuff, including songs from his first record "Golden Age of Wireless" - which is somewhat ironic and highly prophetic given his recent endeavors and the fact that the record came out in 1982.
Thomas also told me that he has an interesting element to his stage show he's taking on the road this fall. He will wear a small camera on his head that will project up to a big screen behind the stage wear concert goers can watch him "build the layers" of each track. He will, for example, tap out a drum beat, loop it and then layer the next bit of sound such as keyboards. It'll give an interesting live insight into the creative process that Dolby has been working on with the new arrangements.
So, good news for Dolby fans and on the flip side, all in all a bad day for Federline. And, he's even got more "trouble" ahead. While K-Fed may not have asked for the beating he's receiving from his ex-wife and Mr. Dolby, he is asking for one from WWE Champion John Cena. Following a couple weeks of annoying the WWE champ, Federline cost Cena his match at WWE's Cyber Sunday pay-per-view and last night, he challenged the champ to a match on the New Year's Day edition of Monday Night Raw. The beating "America's Most Hated" will likely receive at Cena's hands may not be the genuine physical beating people might like to see, but it should be a satisfying alternative.
Pop Tarts: Britney Bawls, Madonna Moves On with Lindsay
At about the same time she was puzzling every rural parent in America by rationalizing her shockingly poor parenting skills to Matt Lauer as "we're country," Britney Spears has found herself back in the news for her treatment of little Sean Preston. While purchasing some pink g-strings at a Victoria's Secret on Mission Viejo, California, the pop star reportedly addressed her son's need for a diaper change by setting him on the floor next to the cash register. Now while we can debate all day as to whether pink g-strings are "country," we can agree that the floor of a lingerie store might not be the most sanitary of changing stations. As reported in the Toronto Star, once done, Spears tried to hand the dirty diaper to a sales clerk, asking her, "Can you throw this away for us?" The sales staff -- possibly hoping for an autograph instead of a soiled diaper -- refused. Perhaps the Save Sean Preston Petition has some merit after all.
Parenting skills aside: Pop Tart emeritus Madonna has expressed her disapproval for Spears' abandonment of her Kabbalah faith, apparently ending their friendship and asking her to return a 12th Century text on the religion she gave as a wedding gift. However, Madge moves on quickly. With Spears now finding religion in caring for her own child, Madonna has taken Lindsay Lohan under her wing; the two becoming fast friends due to their shared interest in Kabbalah. According to In Touch magazine, Madonna and Lohan are not only contemplating making music and a movie together, they may take a trip to Israel as well.
There's no question one or more of these young starlets will be making new headlines this weekend with some sort of "incident" somewhere, so before the new news breaks we've got the current scoop on the trashtastic lives of our favorite popinistas...
First up, Britney Spears has been quite visible since announcing her second pregnancy. But, most of the shots of Brit have been without hubby K-Fed. It could be that Mr. Federline is busy working on his rap album. And, from what we've heard, it needs a lot of work so he could be MIA for some time! But, reports even have poor Brit spending Mother' Day alone in LA. That just ain't right! Things could be really be heating up over at DivorceKevin.com. Of course, most of the sympathy in this thing goes to little Sean Preston who seems to now escape death on a near daily basis. Someone get that kid some body armor!
Spice Girls Victoria Beckham and Gerri Halliwell are apparently still close mates. Reports have Lady Beckham designing a posh jewel-encrusted watch for Geri's new baby girl. Becks' babe reportedly has been working on the watch for at least a few months now and it could be worth up to £25,000! That's some serious baby bling. Britain's Daily Star reported that: "It's specially designed for a small child - gold, with a pink face studded with tiny pink diamonds." Other reports have George "asleep at the wheel" Michael, setting up a 500,000 pound trust fund for the little one. George is the ever practical gift giver. How boring! Couldn't he have found some overpriced baby diamond studded bootys instead?
As is custom, we've got to find something about Paris to talk about. The video of Ms. Hilton's pal Brandon Davis saying some naughty things about Lindsay Lohan is all over the net. But, according to TMZ.com the potty mouthed Paris hanger-on's attacks didn't stop our intrepid "firecrotch" from showing up at Maxim's Hot 100 party. When it comes to these two catty kittens, two things come to mind: celebrity boxing and a not too far off "Surreal Life" stint in about 15 years.
Pink is doing her part to keep up with the stupid girls. In between web cam sessions, she's managed to fire off a letter to the Queen of England to get her to alter a few hundred years of history. Pink thinks the fur hats the Beefeaters sport while standing guard outside Buckingham Palace send the wrong message to today's youth. She quipped: "Sorry to be a royal pain, but my feelings reflect the sentiment of a new generation that respects animals." I'm sure the Queen is contemplating an appropriately punny response.
Its time for another edition of Stupid Girls! We like our gossip the way these ladies play music: light, fluffy and no substance. Here we go...
For the second time in recent months, Britney Spears was nabbed driving around with her son without properly using the federally mandated child seats. The New York Daily News reports that "8-month-old Sean Preston slumped over in a forward-facing car seat." Perhaps she should let the new mystery guy she's been seen with more take control over the child care duties.
Maybe it's the rumored new nose or her new man, but Ashlee Simpson seems quite content these days. The former SNL lip-syncher told Teen People: "I'm a lot more peaceful and chilled out. I honestly couldn't be more content." But, she's not ready to run down the aisle after seeing Big Sis Jessica go through a divorice. Instead, Ash and crew have polished up those backup tapes for a tour that kicked off earlier this month.
No installment of Poptart News would be complete without a Paris Hilton reference. Comic Mark Greene is looking to cash in on what he hopes is a surging Paris backlash with his new tune called "Everything that's wrong with America aka The Paris Hilton Song." The lyrics include:
"You are not that pretty, you are not that hot, you are not even interesting. You are so mean, all bathed in green, a sex machine, until your cell phone rings, until your cellphone rings.
"Paris Hilton, why do I even know your name? Is it the short skirts? No! 'The Simple Life'? No! It is cause you'll have sex with anything. You are so mean, all bathed in green, an amateur porno queen. Go away, just go away from here, go away."
Ouch. He's soooo not invited to the next bash at the Collection.
American Idol vixen Katherine McPhee is rumored to be the latest "celeb" to join the scientology cult bandwagon. Cult News "reports" that: 'Star' Magazine even reported that McPhee completed the Scientology 'Purification Rundown' course in which one reaches a new level of spirituality by swilling cooking-oil, popping niacin and sweating your butt off in a sauna," reports the New York Post." Talk about whispering down the lane!
Okay, we normally stick to real music - but let's face it, gossip about the "stupid girls" brings in traffic...so here we go!
Paris Hilton reportedly broke up with her boyfriend because he wants to party too much - I know don't even say it - because she wants to spend time promoting her new album that is supposed to be due out this fall after several attempts to make it sound good. I guess hooking up with Matt Leinart is part of the PR plan?
Britney Spears and hubby Kevin Federline will remarry to show their love for each other. The trashtastic couple are also rumored to be expecting a little girl. One thing you have to give the Britneys is that unlike many celeb parents they gave her first kid a normal name, for this one's sake they'll do the same. It'll be hard enough growing up knowing your pop was the genius behind "PopoZao."
American Idol's Kelly Pickler's pop got sprung from jail just in time to see her booted from the show. Wonder if he'll be the next Joe Simpson? Speaking of Joe, did he buy daughter Ashlee a new nose?
Lindsay Lohan will star in a film about Mark David Chapman, John Lennon's killer, called "Chapter 27." What no funding for Herbie Love Bug III?
By now, we've all seen photos of the "monument to pro-life" statute of a naked Britney Spears giving birth on a bearskin rug. But, now photos are surfacing of a posterier view not previously photographed. The rear view depicts baby Sean Preston's head "crowning" and is the most graphic part of the statute.
Photo via our man Trent at Pink is the New Blog whose commentary printed on the photo basically sums up the typical reaction to this shot.
Jenna Jameson passes Britney Spears in Web Search Popularity
Adult film star Jenna Jameson surpassed Britney Spears in web search popularity and doubled the number of searches for other music divas like Jessica Simpson, Beyoncé and Shakira.
There were 1,859,429 individual searches for the name Jenna Jameson in the month of February, compared with 1,529,227 for Britney Spears, according to Overture (http://inventory.overture.com). Jessica Simpson attracted 1,162,455 queries in February, Beyoncé Knowles had 1,097,843, Pamela Anderson had 755,904 and Shakira registered 644,901, according to Overture. Among adult actresses, Jenna was well ahead of other major stars such as Tera Patrick ( 179,982 ) and Briana Banks ( 185,751), the service said.
A naked Britney Spears giving birth to her son could be the new rallying point for the pro-life movement. What? Yes, a sculptor has created a Britney shrine for all to worship.
"A nude Britney Spears on a bearskin rug while giving birth to her firstborn marks a "first" for Pro-Life. Pop-star Britney Spears is the "ideal" model for Pro-Life and the subject of a dedication at Capla Kesting Fine Art in Brooklyn's Williamsburg gallery district, in what is proclaimed the first Pro-Life monument to birth, in April.
Dedication of the life-sized statue celebrates the recent birth of Spears' baby boy, Sean, and applauds her decision of placing family before career. "A superstar at Britney’s young age having a child is rare in today’s celebrity culture. This dedication honors Britney for the rarity of her choice and bravery of her decision," said gallery co-director, Lincoln Capla. The dedication includes materials provided by Manhattan Right To Life Committee.
"Monument to Pro-Life: The Birth of Sean Preston," believed Pro-Life's first monument to the "act of giving birth," is purportedly an idealized depiction of Britney in delivery. Natural aspects of Spears’ pregnancy, like lactiferous breasts and protruding naval, compliment a posterior view that depicts widened hips for birthing and reveals the crowning of baby Sean’s head.
The monument also acknowledges the pop-diva's pin-up past by showing Spears seductively posed on all fours atop a bearskin rug with back arched, pelvis thrust upward, as she clutches the bear's ears with "water-retentive" hands.
"Britney provides inspiration for those struggling with the 'right choice'," said artist Daniel Edwards, recipient of a 2005 Bartlebooth award from London's The Art Newspaper. "She was number one with Google last year, with good reason - people are inspired by the beauty of a pregnant woman," said Edwards.
Capla Kesting denies the statue was developed from a rumored bootleg Britney Spears birth video. The artist admits to using references that include the wax figure of a pole-dancing Britney at Las Vegas' Madame Tussauds and 'Britney wigs' characterizing various hairstyles of the pop-princess from a Los Angeles hairstylist. And according to gallery co-director, David Kesting, the artist studied a bearskin rug from Canada “to convey the commemoration of the traditional bearskin rug baby picture."
An appropriate location for permanent installation of "Monument to Pro-Life" by Mother's Day is being sought by the gallery.
"Monument to Pro-Life" is on view April 7th thru 23rd with a reception for the dedication April 7th from 6:00 pm to 9:00 pm at Capla Kesting Fine Art, 121 Roebling St., Brooklyn, NY. Gallery hours are 1:00 – 6:00 pm Thursday thru Sunday, or by appointment.
The web has been buzzing the last few days with photos of Britney Spears driving around with her baby on her lap without using a car seat or other safety restraints.
The coverage of the "controversy" even prompted the Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department to send deputies to Britney's house to investigate. But, after speaking with the pop starlet, who blamed her misdeeds on the paparazzi, authorities have declined to press charges.
However, Spears is still under investgation by the fashion police for a series of offenses in the past few years.
TV Exec: No more Britney Spears; launches indie artist channel
LOS ANGELES, CA – Music Plus TV co-founder Marc Cubas is tired of Britney Spears. He's relieved his kids finally threw out their dated boy band albums. He did like Eminem's 8 Mile soundtrack and its hit single "Lose Yourself" – at least, he did the first 300 times he heard it.
"I'm tired of listening to the same stuff," he complains. Luckily, he has the cure.
On June 15th, Cubas and co-founder Dennis Tzeng are officially launching Music Plus TV, a Los Angeles-based 24-hour live streaming web television station that will devote the majority of its air time to undiscovered and independent artists. "MPTV will showcase the best of the indie music scene," says Tzeng. "So many of these bands and artists have talent and appeal that could be just as strong as mainstream artists, but they don't have access. We’re here to provide that."
By January of next year, MPTV will also have a cable television network up and running with 24/7 programming. The TV station will air independent short films, music videos, documentaries, concert footage, indie artist interviews and original shows.
Some of the programs currently in development include Alternative Angles, Unsigned, Fashion Forward, Urban Roots and In The Garage.
Music Plus TV is currently accepting short film, music video and demo submissions.
The headline makes you shudder, doesn't it? Atease and several blogs are having fun with the fact that Britney recently purchased Radiohead's debut release Pablo Honey. The real story is in the picture below, as it prompts so many questions. Who do you think is more embarrassed - Radiohead or Britney? Will Thom Yorke implode when he sees proof that the pop princess is a fan? Did she buy the CD because there is a baby on the front and thought it might be good listening for her baby? Will Britney cover "Creep"? See more of the photomontage here.